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給大家複習一下英文！

A little fun economics to lighten up your day...

經濟名詞的趣味解說，開啟你歡樂的一天。

Wife to her Accountant husband:
what is "inflation"?
Husband :
Earlier you were 36-24-36.
But now you are 48-40-48....
Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before.
This is 〝INFLATION〞. 😜

妻子問她的會計師丈夫：
什麼是「通貨膨脹」？
先生回答：
以前妳的三圍是 36-24-36
現在變成了 48-40-48
雖然妳所擁有的一切都要比以前更大了，但妳的價值卻比以前低了。
這就是「通貨膨脹」！

Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.
Interviewer : What is "Recession" ?
Candidate : When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called "Recession"!!😜

如果我們用正確的例子來解說，經濟名詞其實沒有那麼困難。
面試者：什麼是「經濟衰退」？
應徵者：當「酒」和「女人」被「水」和「太太」取代時，這就叫做「經濟衰退」！

Accountancy fact:
What is the difference between "Liability" & "Asset"?
A drunk friend is liability.
But,
A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset. 😜😜😜

會計名詞：
「負債」與「資產」的差別是什麼？
一位喝醉的朋友是負債；但是，一位喝醉的女朋友是「資產」！

An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives.
A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If u have 1 wife, She fights with you!
If u have 2 wives, They will fight for you!!
一位經濟學者美妙的以兩個理由解釋為何要擁有兩位妻子。
A - 壟斷帶來破產
B - 競爭帶來服務品質的改善
如果你僅擁有一位妻子，她會跟你爭吵！
如果你擁有兩位妻子的話，她們會為了你而爭吵！

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When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.
當你在戀愛當中，
奇妙的事情（wonders）總是會發生。
但是，一旦婚後，
你開始質疑（wonder），到底發生了什麼事情。
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Philosophy of marriage:
At the beginning,
every wife treats her husband as GOD.
Later, somehow don't know why..
alphabets get reversed..
婚姻的哲理：
起初時，
每位妻子都視她的先生為上帝。
一段時間之後，不知道為何變成..
GOD的英文字母順序顛倒了 …. DOG
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Secret formula for married couples...
"Love One Another"
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle!!!
婚後雙方的秘密方程式...
愛彼此
如果不靈的話，把 Love One Another 的 Another 改放到中間 ： Love Another One … 去愛別人吧！
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Don't laugh alone...
Pass it on!!🌌

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